The British Prime Minister is the latest convert to Boycott Bingo this is the game where you have to mark up your “Bingo” card every time Geoff Boycott comes out with one of his stock phrases e.g. “My granny could have caught that in her pinny”. As there are many dull periods in cricket when tea is being taken or it’s raining or nothing very much is happening in the field the commentators have to learn to fill-in with banter, cricket history, tactic talk. Henry Calthorpe Blofeld AKA Blowers eccentrically talks about passing buses or pigeons or occasionally cranes.

