There’s one on the TV now they used to be always on some old dull film from the 40′s and 50′s. The ones I disliked most were The Three Musketeers. Somebody said that a sword fight would take just as long if the hero was fighting one expert opponent or fifty hapless ones.
Up the stairs, down the stairs, swing on the chandelier, yawn, the baddie will be allowed to graze the hero’s silk shirt, tear and blood stain but that’s all.
Was anything duller than that slow moving plot, tacked on romance, roll on the credits.

